things i never want to hear again in my life:

  • 'the point of makeup is to make it look like you're not wearing any'
  • 'don't fix your makeup in front of other people, it'll ruin the illusion'
  • 'you can't wear that color with your skin tone'
  • 'when it comes to makeup, less is more'

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What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm.



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  • Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
  • Senior: I don't know.
  • Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
  • Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.


never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

oneinamillion-maybe heyyy, look 

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you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

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1. literally just fucking talk to me

2. thats it

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