literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via parkingstrange)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via killjoywhatsername)

aleksdaleks:

there’s patriotism and then there’s captain america and then there’s enjolras

(Source: asmenuke, via gwenstacys-ass)