meloetta:

things i never want to hear again in my life:

  • 'the point of makeup is to make it look like you're not wearing any'
  • 'don't fix your makeup in front of other people, it'll ruin the illusion'
  • 'you can't wear that color with your skin tone'
  • 'when it comes to makeup, less is more'

(via acciostarlord)

ollivander:

sketchlynx:

What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm.

“INCOMING!”

WHAP

(via iambadger-hearmeroar25)

  • Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
  • Senior: I don't know.
  • Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
  • Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

lucasbieneke:

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

oneinamillion-maybe heyyy, look 

(via who-the-hell-is-bucky-barnes)

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

(via parkingstrange)

aobasluttygaki:

1. literally just fucking talk to me

2. thats it

(via triforce-powers)